<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><ttl>60</ttl><title>The Useless Information Superhighway</title><link>http://uselessonline.com</link><lastBuildDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:29:33 GMT</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:29:33 GMT</pubDate><language>en</language><copyright /><itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle><itunes:author /><itunes:summary /><description /><itunes:owner><itunes:name /><itunes:email>kmccullum@mindspring.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Arts" /><item><title>Racial Picture of Barack Obama and Sarah Palin Causes Workplace Stir</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/04/racial-picture-of-barack-obama-and-sarah-palin-causes-workplace-stir.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>A racial picture depicting President Barack Obama as a shoe-shine man and Sarah Palin as his customer has caused a workplace problem for an employee at the Colorado Department of Transportation (CDOT). According to reports, the 73-year-old state worker forwarded an e-mail—titled "Picture of the year"—with the photo attachment to a handful of coworkers, as well as people who do not work at the organization. Someone who was offended by the e-mail, which included the message "It appears he has found his niche," complained to state officials.  Click here to continue.  ...</description><category>Work</category><category>Words</category><category>Politics</category><category>Technology</category><category>Government</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/04/racial-picture-of-barack-obama-and-sarah-palin-causes-workplace-stir.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">59a98cdd-2bde-40ca-80df-24d17034cc09</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Crowds Gather for Elephant Soccer</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/04/crowds-gather-for-elephant-soccer.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>Nepal hosts annual elephant festival in Chitwan National Park.   &amp;#169; Reuters    Related Posts:  Elephant Beauty Parlour  Elephant Shows Off Flair For Painting  Russia's Reindeers Beat Recession  Dog Yoga Gets You, Your Pooch Off the Couch  Arena: The Art of Hockey (Part 1)  Arena: The Art of Hockey (Part 2)  Porn Bid to Tickle Panda's Fancy  Red-Hot Pandas Pucker Up  Sexy Toilets Spice Up Shopping  Bunny Bins to Challenge Litterbugs   ...</description><category>Animals</category><category>Sports</category><category>Video</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/04/crowds-gather-for-elephant-soccer.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">8289e392-cd3f-414f-9f4c-ffcd3b7a6205</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Stunt Family Has Burning Ambition for Reality TV</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/03/stunt-family-has-burning-ambition-for-reality-tv.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>B.C. family sets itself on fire.  &amp;#169; CBC     Related Posts:  Atty: Blagojevich's Wife Mulling Reality TV Spot  Octomom Agrees to Star in Reality TV Show  Man Shoots TV After Provider Cuts Cable Service  Ono Unveils Lennon Exhibition in NY  Nazi Satire Hits the Berlin Stage  Robot Teacher Wows Japan Students  The Rise of Baking  Something 'Fishy' About Popular Pedicure?  Maine Coffee Shop Goes Topless  Link Between 'Twitter' Message, Burglary?   ...</description><category>Familial</category><category>Medias</category><category>Unexplained</category><category>Coupling</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/03/stunt-family-has-burning-ambition-for-reality-tv.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">d12c23d7-b730-4f89-8d36-7ea800326b1c</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Good Riddance Day Shreds Bad Events</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/02/good-riddance-day-shreds-bad-events.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>Giant shredders are on hand in New York's Times Square to erase all of your bad memories of 2009.   &amp;#169; Reuters    Related Posts:  Tips on Internet Dating (Get Over Yourself)  Love and the Economy: Can it Survive?  First Date Tips (Get Over Yourself)  Honey, I Love You With All My Medial Insula  'Fat' Cookbook Recipes  Man Shoots TV After Provider Cuts Cable Service  Playing Detective at Paris 'Murder'  Text Messaging Service Features Dalai Lama  Alcohol Flavored Popcorn  Ice Hotels Around the ...</description><category>Politics</category><category>Finance</category><category>Work</category><category>Holidays</category><category>Medical</category><category>Video</category><category>Coupling</category><category>Words</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/02/good-riddance-day-shreds-bad-events.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">fcb8fae2-a637-4f14-89ac-7c8dce01022f</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How Zhu Zhu Pets led to Target employee firings</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/01/how-zhu-zhu-pets-led-to-target-employee-firings.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>Zhu Zhu Pets: They're cute, they're cuddly, and if you work at Target they can get you fired.Click here to find out why. ...</description><category>Work</category><category>Holidays</category><category>Animals</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/01/how-zhu-zhu-pets-led-to-target-employee-firings.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">e0095ecf-e36b-473d-92ff-c2e5ef0de6b5</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:35:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>New JibJab Video Lampoons 2009</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/01/new-jibjab-video-lampoons-2009.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>Viral video hitmakers JibJab returns with a spoof of the year 2009, lampooning every pop culture topic big or small.     &amp;#169; Reuters    Related Posts:  Strange Behaviour in 2008  Five Star Luxury for Dogs  Making Over Your Cubicle  Mexico Tells Citizens to Swallow Their Gum  $1.5m and You Only Get the Bottle  Illinois Couple Gets Married in Taco Bell  Employers Use MySpace, Facebook to Screen Applicants  Six Year Old Tries to Drive Himself to School  Hi-Tech Table For Two, Please  ...</description><category>Work</category><category>Politics</category><category>Coupling</category><category>Medical</category><category>Video</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2010/01/01/new-jibjab-video-lampoons-2009.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">f8216d61-259e-4dc7-967f-ea6d085bec91</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Japan's Pregnant Pose Nude</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2009/11/01/japans-pregnant-pose-nude.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>A new trend in Japan has seen an increase in the number of Japanese women having their photograph taken in the nude whilst pregnant. &amp;#169; ReutersRelated Posts:Naked Burglar Found Stuck in Oven VentNaked Paris Vaulter Seeks SponsorsTwo-Year-Old Artist Creates StirCoffee with a Pinch of SaltU.S. Men Opt for Credit Crunch SnipPizza Vending MachineWatchmakers Want Better TimesBlind Masseuses Don't Miss Seeing a Thing ...</description><category>Familial</category><category>Intimate</category><category>Art</category><category>Video</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2009/11/01/japans-pregnant-pose-nude.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">c7f48dd1-3196-4927-befc-6eea2bb2fea5</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:32:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Lust for Pork</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2009/06/30/a-lust-for-pork.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>Love for the pig and its fat, was celebrated in western Ukraine by holding the biggest pork festival ever. Traditionally pork fat (Salo) is eaten in small slices with black bread, garlic and vodka. But at the festival the norm was changed in the bigger the portion the better. 51-year old Volodymr Stryhaniv broke all the records: in just twenty minutes he managed to woof down one kilogram of pork fat. He can now proudly call himself king of Salo. Reuters QuickCut is a video snapshot of the most compelling images from around the world.  &amp;#169; Reuters   ...</description><category>Animals</category><category>Video</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2009/06/30/a-lust-for-pork.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">55e11b19-770d-46ab-93a4-23a2626ed3ba</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:15:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Talking Urinals</title><link>http://uselessonline.com/2009/06/29/talking-urinals.aspx?ref=rss</link><dc:creator>Kenya McCullum</dc:creator><description>You're not hearing voices, a new anti-drunk driving campaign includes motion sensors that talk to urinal users. Not only does it remind potential drivers to think before they get behind the wheel, but it also deodorizes.  &amp;#169; Reuters    Related Posts:   Drunken Japanese Finance Minister?  Lifestyle Change In a Bottle  Guy Gets Nabbed Driving Barstool Drunk  Alcohol Flavored Popcorn  Bandit Dons Beer Box as Disguise  Police: Man Tried to Sell Teen for Cash and Beer  Bartenders Battle for Title of World's Best  Mail Goggles Prevents Drunken Missives  ...</description><category>Video</category><category>Substances</category><category>Potty</category><comments>http://uselessonline.com/2009/06/29/talking-urinals.aspx#Comments</comments><guid isPermaLink="false">a0b5ae9c-1f46-4608-a10a-2f9bc9caf38c</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:47:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>