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The Useless Information Superhighway: Category Archive for Substances

Talking Urinals

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/29/2009 6:47 PM

China's Smoking Habit Hard to Kick

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/5/2009 11:25 AM

Chinese Inventor Promotes 'Electronic Cigarettes'

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/31/2009 12:00 PM

Rare Audrey Hepburn Stamp Fetches Big Bucks

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/30/2009 12:00 AM

Bandit Dons Beer Box as Disguise

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/29/2009 7:17 PM

Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/19/2009 4:33 PM

Musicians Play Wine Glass Harp

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/7/2009 12:00 PM

Bartenders Battle for Title of World's Best

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/26/2009 2:17 PM

Unemployed? Then Join the Club Literally

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/9/2009 12:00 AM

Guy Gets Nabbed Driving Barstool Drunk

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/2/2009 12:00 AM

Surprise! NYC Shoppers Find Cocaine in Peppers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/12/2009 12:00 PM

Alcohol Flavored Popcorn

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/10/2009 12:00 AM

Text Messaging Service Features Dalai Lama

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/4/2009 12:00 PM

Drunken Japanese Finance Minister?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/4/2009 12:00 AM

Facebook Addiction

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/2/2009 4:18 PM

Mint Resembles Cocaine Bags, Police Say

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/1/2009 12:00 AM

Siestas Come to Finland

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/28/2009 12:00 AM

Raw Video: Sheriff Deflects Scorn in Phelps Case

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/26/2009 11:12 AM

Maine Coffee Shop Goes Topless

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/25/2009 10:19 AM

Thank You For Not Smoking

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/1/2009 12:00 PM

Police: Man Tried to Sell Teen for Cash and Beer

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/20/2009 12:00 PM

Oddly Enough: Handmade Robots

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/19/2009 12:00 AM

Employers Use MySpace, Facebook to Screen Applicants

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/18/2009 12:00 PM

New Study Says the Key to Better Grades Is Sleep

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/18/2009 12:00 AM

$1.5m and You Only Get the Bottle

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/12/2009 12:00 PM

Break Dancing Cambodian Style

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/10/2009 12:00 AM

Cricket: It's What's for Dinner

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/4/2009 12:04 AM

Oddly Enough: The Oddest of 2008

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2008 12:00 AM

RevolutionHealth.com Launches 'Resolutions 2.0'

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2008 9:05 PM

Burning Down the House

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2008 10:46 AM

New Year's Resolutions To Not Give Up

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2008 10:14 PM

Mixing The Perfect Punch

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2008 8:28 PM

Get Some Great Holiday Cocktails

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2008 6:28 PM

When Spirits Start to Go Sour

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/22/2008 7:03 PM

Snoozing Judge

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/1/2008 8:00 AM

Holland Gets Tough on Cannabis

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/1/2008 3:00 AM

Is Recession Red the Wine For the Times?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/29/2008 12:00 AM

Thanksgiving Wine

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/25/2008 1:00 PM

Tequila Diamonds

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/22/2008 12:00 PM

Everyday is Like Thanksgiving in France

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/20/2008 3:52 PM

Ind. Inmates Sneak Through Ceiling to Have Sex

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/20/2008 2:51 PM

Police: Man Stole $20,000 Worth of Wine

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/17/2008 6:17 PM

Veteran Mall Santa Writing How-To Book

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/17/2008 12:00 PM

TV Station Detects Cocaine on Cash

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/13/2008 2:56 PM

Police: N.J. Councilman Urinated on Concert Fans

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/11/2008 4:41 PM

Truck Spills Vodka Onto New Orleans Road

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/6/2008 12:00 PM

Messy House Mania

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 11/1/2008 4:57 PM

'Crap' Wine Celebrated By Makers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/31/2008 12:00 PM

History of the Snowman

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/30/2008 12:00 PM

Fancy a Toilet or Tram Brew?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/29/2008 12:00 PM

BEER Candidate Makes Long-Shot Bid For Oval Office

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/24/2008 12:00 AM

Behind Bars: Prison Wine Makers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/21/2008 12:00 PM

Competition Crowns Wife-Carrying Champ

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/19/2008 12:00 PM

Monkey Business? Tavern Trains Monkey to Wait Tables

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/16/2008 12:00 AM

Wine on Tap

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/14/2008 12:00 PM

Mail Goggles Prevents Drunken Missives

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/8/2008 1:14 PM

Credit Crunch Buoys Wall Street Bars

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/8/2008 12:08 PM

Electric Cigarettes

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/7/2008 12:38 AM

Mad Cow

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 10/5/2008 12:31 AM

No End in Sight for Ladies Night

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/30/2008 6:12 PM

Man Arrested For Drunken Embrace

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/29/2008 5:17 PM

Deputies Nab Nude Bartender

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/21/2008 12:49 PM

Political Mixology

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/19/2008 5:07 PM

Driving Over Spilt Beer

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/10/2008 1:42 PM

Wine Enthusiasts Run The Marathon du Medoc

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/10/2008 12:03 PM

Robotic Bartender Serves Up Beer in London

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/9/2008 4:57 PM

Runners With a Drinking Problem

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/8/2008 12:34 AM

Tasty Bribery

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 9/2/2008 3:54 PM

Priest Says Pot Is a Gift from Heaven

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/29/2008 9:11 PM

Lawyer: Women's Studies Excludes Men

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/28/2008 11:37 AM

Escape Present

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/18/2008 12:03 AM

Bureaucratic Bender

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/2/2008 11:16 AM

Drunk Gets Licked With Assault Charge

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/28/2008 8:04 AM

Too Damn Hot

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/19/2008 8:55 PM

Backstab Between Friends

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/14/2008 4:26 PM

Drinking Buddy Wanted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/13/2008 12:24 PM

Chicago Man Plans His Beer-Can Burial

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/7/2008 12:50 PM

Getting Trashed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/27/2008 12:20 AM

Beware the Bum Bot

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/23/2008 12:00 AM

Text Sick

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/1/2008 12:23 AM

German Tourist Hub Looks to Ban Public Drinking

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/27/2008 1:07 PM

Naked Man Goes on Rampage

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/18/2008 12:32 AM

A Shot of Vacation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/12/2008 7:48 AM

Smoking Annulment

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/2/2008 2:39 PM

Drunken Mayor Faces Political Woes

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/28/2008 12:00 AM

"Crack Tax" Faces Criticism

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/24/2008 3:27 PM

Handshake Harassment

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/19/2008 4:23 AM

Buckling Up the Beer

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/9/2008 5:30 AM

Ma and Pa Meth

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/13/2008 12:12 PM

Florist Busted for Allegedly Growing Pot

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/11/2008 11:11 AM

Cool Mom's Laughing Gas Bubble Busted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/3/2008 11:44 AM

Math Teacher Caught Self-Medicating

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/2/2008 11:37 PM

Repeat Goldfinger

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 8:24 AM

Man Couldn't Abandon Booze

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 10:08 PM

Mailbox Thief May Be Sent Up the River

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 9:35 PM

Mitchell Investigated While CleanPee Urinated

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 12:52 AM

Protestors Go Ape for Stolen Monkeys

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/20/2007 12:06 PM

Day Trippers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 12:27 PM

Prisoners Tend to Pot Farm on Furlough

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 9:16 PM

Couch Chicanery

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 3:25 PM

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