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Escape Present

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/18/2008 12:03 AM

Bureaucratic Bender

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/2/2008 11:16 AM

Drunk Gets Licked With Assault Charge

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/28/2008 8:04 AM

Too Damn Hot

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/19/2008 8:55 PM

Backstab Between Friends

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/14/2008 4:26 PM

Drinking Buddy Wanted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/13/2008 12:24 PM

Chicago Man Plans His Beer-Can Burial

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/7/2008 12:50 PM

Getting Trashed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/27/2008 12:20 AM

Beware the Bum Bot

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/23/2008 12:00 AM

Text Sick

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/1/2008 12:23 AM

German Tourist Hub Looks to Ban Public Drinking

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/27/2008 1:07 PM

Naked Man Goes on Rampage

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/18/2008 12:32 AM

A Shot of Vacation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/12/2008 7:48 AM

Smoking Annulment

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/2/2008 2:39 PM

Drunken Mayor Faces Political Woes

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/28/2008 12:00 AM

"Crack Tax" Faces Criticism

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/24/2008 3:27 PM

Handshake Harassment

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/19/2008 4:23 AM

Buckling Up the Beer

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/9/2008 5:30 AM

Ma and Pa Meth

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/13/2008 12:12 PM

Florist Busted for Allegedly Growing Pot

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/11/2008 11:11 AM

Cool Mom's Laughing Gas Bubble Busted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/3/2008 11:44 AM

Math Teacher Caught Self-Medicating

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/2/2008 11:37 PM

Repeat Goldfinger

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 8:24 AM

Man Couldn't Abandon Booze

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 10:08 PM

Mailbox Thief May Be Sent Up the River

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 9:35 PM

Mitchell Investigated While CleanPee Urinated

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 12:52 AM

Protestors Go Ape for Stolen Monkeys

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/20/2007 12:06 PM

Day Trippers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 12:27 PM

Prisoners Tend to Pot Farm on Furlough

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 9:16 PM

Couch Chicanery

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 3:25 PM

Desperate Drug Tester Arrested

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 12:03 AM

Woman Caught with Pot-Laden Condoms

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 10:54 AM
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