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The Useless Information Superhighway: Category Archive for Medical

Social Surgery

Politically Epileptic

Legless Smuggler Jailed

Burger King Employee Bathed It His Way In Store Sink

Home Neutering Leads to $500 Fine

Reel Frames for Real Frames

The Sixty-Year-Old Virgin

Study: Tofu Tampers With Testicles

Tumble of Love

Man Gives Birth

Russia's Monument to the Enema

Man Allegedly Gives 'Buttock Enhancing' Injections

Are You Hooked On Facebook?

Women Damage Homes Using Wii Fit

Man Milk

Hand Shake

Football and Health: When the Grim Reaper Blows Time

Corpse Lover

Women Bare All On Web Site For Breast Implant Donations

Backstab Between Friends

Indian Baby Dropping Ritual

Backwards Biker Treks Across Country

Snip Tuck

D Cup Boo Boo

DIY Brain Surgery

Morning Sex to Better Health

Assume the Operation

Boyfriend Charged in Stuck on Toilet Case

Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

Political Brain Food

Deceptively Debatable

The Headache Heartache

Online Dental Exams

Breakthrough: Scientists Grow New Heart

Woman Wielding Rolling Pin Assaults EMTs

911 Caller is a Joker

Toiletless Taken Into Custody

Man Can't Shake Hiccups

Snotty Suspect Charged

French Shisha Bars Refuse to Hang Up Their Hookahs

France Prepares to Stub Out Smoking in Cafes

Lawyer: Legless Man Can't Kick Your Butt

Assault by Deadly Handshake

Man Couldn't Abandon Booze

Who's Behind the Bible of Mental Illness

Penis Picture Scandal Not What the Doctor Ordered

Maryland to Get Self-Snuffing Cigarettes

Psychiatric Songs Not Sitting Well

Medical Myths Put to Rest

Safer Microwave Popcorn Due in Stores

Art at the Bedside

Forget the Bloody Mary, Just Give Me the Blood

Radical Revenge By Jilted Thai Lovers

Stabbing Victim Says He Had It Coming

Bedwetting Linked with Intellectual Decline

Surgical Mask Crew's Operation Flatlines

Potential Juror Jailed

Have Yourself a Diseased Little Christmas

Move Over Viagra

Couch Chicanery

Website Offers Fake Doctor Notes