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Loud Lover Ordered to Leave Lusty Loft

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/19/2008 8:12 AM

Social Surgery

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/19/2008 8:09 AM

Taxing Intimidation Scheme Fails

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/18/2008 12:14 PM

Escape Present

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/18/2008 12:03 AM

Noisy Nuns Go to Jail

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/17/2008 12:00 PM

Man Aims at Neighbor's Undies

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/17/2008 12:00 AM

Legless Smuggler Jailed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/16/2008 7:55 PM

Gun Break

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/16/2008 7:52 PM

Home Neutering Leads to $500 Fine

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/12/2008 4:06 AM

The Horse Masseuse

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/12/2008 12:30 AM

The Phone Book Packrat

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/11/2008 12:42 PM

Radio Show Murder Confession Transcript

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/8/2008 12:25 PM

Radio Show Murder Confession

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/7/2008 8:27 AM

Don't Feed the Sex Trolls

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/5/2008 5:51 PM

Police: Woman Hit Hubby with Lasagna

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/4/2008 7:56 PM

Police: Man Stole 32 Deodorant Products

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/30/2008 12:23 AM

The Boomerang Breakout

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/29/2008 12:19 AM

Juicy Suit

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/28/2008 4:21 PM

Drunk Gets Licked With Assault Charge

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/28/2008 8:04 AM

Botched Exorcism Lands in Court

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/27/2008 4:37 PM

Crotch Fire

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/27/2008 12:04 AM

Jilted Bride Gets $150,000 Settlement

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/24/2008 10:14 AM

Bad Humor Man

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/24/2008 10:02 AM

The FBI turns 100

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/23/2008 12:17 PM

Thief Steals $2,500 Worth of Gas in Connecticut

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/23/2008 9:13 AM

Nut Charged in Legume Assault

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/23/2008 8:40 AM

Psychic Sues Over Fortunetelling Ban

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/22/2008 7:12 PM

Train in Vain

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/20/2008 9:11 AM

Too Damn Hot

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/19/2008 8:55 PM

Illiterate Ink

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/19/2008 8:02 PM

Bare Comes the Bride

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/18/2008 5:46 PM

Cop Canned in Coffee Conspiracy

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/17/2008 2:01 PM

Girls Gone Scofflaw

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/17/2008 10:00 AM

Sueggle

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/16/2008 1:38 PM

Peeping Tom Victims Told to Fix Blinds

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/3/2008 12:25 AM

Gas Station Hit and Run

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/2/2008 11:22 AM

Man Allegedly Gives 'Buttock Enhancing' Injections

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/28/2008 6:39 PM

Man Allegedly Robbed Kids' Lemonade Stand

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/17/2008 11:10 AM

Priest Fined $400 for Keying Car

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/14/2008 10:50 AM

The Art of Faking It

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/5/2008 10:07 PM

Sword Shopping

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/3/2008 4:46 PM

Pa. Wedding Night Brawl Couple In Court

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/29/2008 2:57 PM

Chocolate Charges

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/25/2008 2:31 PM

Corpse Lover

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/23/2008 2:11 PM

Police 'Chase' Man in Golf Cart

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/15/2008 4:37 PM

This Stoled House

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/9/2008 5:49 PM

Inmate Strips Down, Tries to Escape

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/2/2008 12:28 AM

Teen Arrested for Grandma Gangster Video

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/25/2008 12:00 AM

Prostitute Pants Padlocked

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/15/2008 7:06 AM

Snip Tuck

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/14/2008 10:55 PM

No Ambulance Chasing Allowed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/11/2008 9:53 PM

Ringing Retribution

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/9/2008 6:03 PM

D Cup Boo Boo

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/9/2008 5:40 PM

Performance Evil

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/8/2008 10:44 PM

Cops: N.J. Father Poses As ESPN Analyst To Get Sex

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/6/2008 7:32 PM

Couple Threaten Suit Over 'Haunted' House

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/4/2008 5:24 PM

Woman Sues Husband for Virginity Loss

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/4/2008 5:13 PM

Man Charged With Reckless Driving, in Wheelchair

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/3/2008 12:35 AM

Police: 3rd Graders Plot to Attack Teacher

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/2/2008 9:19 AM

Fake Craigslist Post Leads to Arrests

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/2/2008 9:08 AM

Richard Almighty

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/29/2008 10:54 PM

Table Top

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/29/2008 10:24 PM

Man Charges Bigfoot With Molestation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/27/2008 12:51 PM

Supermarket Stealer Leaves Son Behind

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/25/2008 12:00 AM

Hoax Ads Cost Man Huge Property Loss

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/24/2008 5:51 PM

The Fugitive Branch

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/24/2008 12:30 AM

Got Identity Theft?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/24/2008 12:26 AM

Man Hypnotizes Cashier and Steals Money

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/23/2008 10:22 AM

Assume the Operation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/23/2008 1:11 AM

Suing for Time

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/23/2008 12:40 AM

Calgon and Cops Take Woman Away

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/22/2008 11:47 PM

Boyfriend Charged in Stuck on Toilet Case

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/20/2008 7:41 AM

Discovery Channel Protestor Faces Jail

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/19/2008 1:03 PM

Naked Man Goes on Rampage

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/18/2008 12:32 AM

Crotch Grabbing Condemned

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/15/2008 10:52 PM

Woman Not Entitled to Jell-O Inheritance

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/14/2008 9:53 AM

A Shot of Vacation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/12/2008 7:48 AM

Overdue Inmate Has Book Thrown at Her

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/12/2008 7:42 AM

The Man Hit My Homework

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/11/2008 11:02 PM

Bargain Basement of Roses

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/11/2008 10:43 PM

Man Puts Ding Dongs in Dryers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/8/2008 10:13 AM

Most Wanted Mistaken Identity

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/2/2008 3:01 PM

Smoking Annulment

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/2/2008 2:39 PM

Deceptively Debatable

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/29/2008 12:33 PM

Junk Art

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/28/2008 2:47 PM

Lawyer Says "Deal or No Deal" Has Pushed Its Legal Luck

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/27/2008 7:08 PM

Naked Picture Reprimand Goes Wrong

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/27/2008 4:37 PM

Reporter Peeved Over Press Pass

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/27/2008 12:12 PM

Stuffing Thief in Hot Water

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/27/2008 6:07 AM

Grand Jury Challenges Dueling Man to Murder Charge

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/26/2008 12:33 AM

Egg Salad Tosser

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/25/2008 5:50 PM

Runaway Groom Gets Sued

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/25/2008 2:25 PM

Man Arrested for Money Grab

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/23/2008 12:00 AM

Protestor Arrested After Paying Would-Be Participants

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/22/2008 12:17 PM

Father and Son Get Foul at Basketball Game

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/20/2008 4:27 PM

Handshake Harassment

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/19/2008 4:23 AM

Laptop Loss Leads to Lawsuit

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/19/2008 12:31 AM

Auction Daddy to Be Revealed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/17/2008 1:20 PM

Here Comes the Judgment

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/16/2008 12:04 AM

Winning Divorce

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/15/2008 5:59 PM

Buckling Up the Beer

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/9/2008 5:30 AM

Jurist Jousting

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/8/2008 5:26 PM

Sandwich Wars Go to Court

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/3/2008 8:37 PM

A Dish Best Served Accurately

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/1/2008 4:46 PM

Women Gamble With Their Freedom Online

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/27/2008 10:14 AM

Shut That Kid Up

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/22/2008 5:37 PM

Bank Robber on Crutches

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/21/2008 9:44 AM

Court Clerk Charged With Divorce Scam

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/17/2008 1:05 PM

Man Sent to Jail for Killing 500 Trees

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/16/2008 9:02 PM

A Prairie Home Litigation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/15/2008 11:28 AM

Web Entangling Jurors, Legal System

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/14/2008 9:10 AM

Ma and Pa Meth

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/13/2008 12:12 PM

Sidewalk Sprayer

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/12/2008 1:00 AM

Florist Busted for Allegedly Growing Pot

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/11/2008 11:11 AM

iFamily Feud

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/9/2008 10:14 AM

TV Journalist Fired After Run-In With Police Officer

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/8/2008 11:48 PM

Them Tell-Tale Bones

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/8/2008 7:51 PM

Fake Media Reality Leads to Real Charges

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/7/2008 9:09 PM

Woman Wielding Rolling Pin Assaults EMTs

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/7/2008 8:40 PM

Grinches in Training

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/7/2008 8:33 PM

Woman Busted for Blackmailing Bureaucrat

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/7/2008 2:17 PM

Stolen Dice Winnings Causes Craps

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/6/2008 5:54 PM

MySpace Mom Charged

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/6/2008 2:44 PM

Man Fights to Stay Nested

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/6/2008 12:14 PM

You Can’t Take It With You

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/6/2008 8:50 AM

Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Holding Cell

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/5/2008 6:59 PM

Cranky Son Charged

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/5/2008 3:37 PM

Craigslist Hustling

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/5/2008 3:28 PM

911 Caller is a Joker

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/5/2008 12:22 PM

Shoveling Optional

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/5/2008 12:06 AM

Prank Bites Cop in the Butt

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/4/2008 3:56 PM

Man Blames Machine for Train Misadventure

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/4/2008 5:18 AM

Robbery Receipt

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/4/2008 3:32 AM

Parking Meters Pinched

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/3/2008 8:33 PM

Toiletless Taken Into Custody

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/3/2008 5:08 PM

Cool Mom's Laughing Gas Bubble Busted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/3/2008 11:44 AM

Prisoner Denied Asatru Religion Accoutrements

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/2/2008 11:54 PM

Math Teacher Caught Self-Medicating

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/2/2008 11:37 PM

Six Pack Attack

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/2/2008 11:23 PM

Tired Thief Nods Off, Faces Chargezzzzzzzz….

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/2/2008 8:49 PM

Snotty Suspect Charged

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/2/2008 7:59 PM

Boston Charities Fight over Name Change

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/2/2008 1:46 PM

Chewed Gum Gnaws at Man

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/1/2008 10:30 PM

Dog Shower Request All Wet

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/1/2008 5:07 PM

France Prepares to Stub Out Smoking in Cafes

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/1/2008 8:11 AM

Lawyer: Legless Man Can't Kick Your Butt

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 9:23 PM

Assault by Deadly Handshake

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 7:45 PM

Teen Charged for Drunken Sex Scrape

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 4:19 PM

No Stupid Baby Names Allowed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 12:34 PM

Repeat Goldfinger

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 8:24 AM

Mailbox Thief May Be Sent Up the River

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 9:35 PM

Citrus Contraband Seized

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 8:34 PM

Man Jailed Over $3 Steak

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 4:59 PM

Who's Your Daddy?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 10:39 PM

Jurassic Parking

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 9:56 PM

Traffic Goes On, Bra

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 5:37 PM

Tuition Thieves Sentenced

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 5:28 PM

Drunk Beaten Out of the Closet

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 10:07 PM

Man Wins Pigeon Poop Lawsuit

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 6:58 PM

Man Wounded in Death Demonstration

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 3:06 PM

Burger Batterer Had It His Way

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 2:23 PM

No Charges Filed in 5th-Grader Knife Case

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 8:56 AM

Teacher Arrested for Sex-tra Credit Request

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 9:35 PM

Rib Row Leads to Arrest

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 8:08 PM

Parking Faux Pas Gets Shopper Banned

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 7:43 PM

Fake Cops Cheated Woman Out of $50

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 7:53 AM

The Naked Photo Extortionist

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 11:07 PM

Artist Gets Homeless Liquored Up

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 9:30 PM

Dirty Rat Releases Mice for Revenge

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 7:17 PM

Mad Mom Beats Bus Driver

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 1:13 PM

Robber Snowed By Footprints Left Behind

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 12:21 PM

Trail of Tinsel Tattles on Thief

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 9:10 PM

Man Stabbed for Sneak Peek

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 4:00 AM

Santa, Baby, Let Me Grope You Under the Tree

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 6:30 PM

Cheesy Cop Conspiracy Canned

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 1:29 PM

I'll Be in Jail for Christmas

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 9:17 AM

Baby, It's Violent Inside

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 8:07 AM

Inmate Sues over Infestation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 2:04 AM

Vandals Leave Pig Heads in Nativity Scenes

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/22/2007 12:38 AM

Protestors Go Ape for Stolen Monkeys

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/20/2007 12:06 PM

Surveillance Video Shows Man Stealing Wheelchair

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/19/2007 5:58 PM

Florida Woman Has 9 Husbands Too Many

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/18/2007 2:35 AM

Forget the Bloody Mary, Just Give Me the Blood

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/16/2007 8:09 AM

Woman's Monkey Returned To Her

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/15/2007 9:01 AM

Employee Clobbers Donut Robber

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/15/2007 8:57 AM

Nativity Theft Caught on Tape

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/14/2007 12:54 AM

Contractor, Owner Feud Over Hidden Cash

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/13/2007 3:53 PM

House of Dancers Heisted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 8:29 PM

Day Trippers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 12:27 PM

Drive-Through Burglar Busted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 7:24 AM

Stabbing Victim Says He Had It Coming

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 1:21 AM

Prisoners Tend to Pot Farm on Furlough

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 9:16 PM

After Courtroom Outburst, Defendant Wears Mask

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 6:47 PM

Dead Lawyer Allegedly Shot By Two Wives

Posted by Kenya McCullum at