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The Useless Information Superhighway: Category Archive for Intimate

Loud Lover Ordered to Leave Lusty Loft

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/19/2008 8:12 AM

Man Aims at Neighbor's Undies

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/17/2008 12:00 AM

Radio Show Murder Confession

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/7/2008 8:27 AM

Don't Feed the Sex Trolls

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/5/2008 5:51 PM

The Sixty-Year-Old Virgin

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 8/3/2008 12:00 AM

Crotch Fire

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/27/2008 12:04 AM

Pantyhose Prank Scares Mass. Neighborhood

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/24/2008 6:27 PM

Study: Tofu Tampers With Testicles

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/24/2008 12:00 AM

Girls Gone Scofflaw

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/17/2008 10:00 AM

Fruity Viagra

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/14/2008 8:11 AM

Man Gives Birth

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/13/2008 8:07 AM

Sex Confession

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/9/2008 7:28 AM

Peeping Tom Victims Told to Fix Blinds

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 7/3/2008 12:25 AM

Man Allegedly Gives 'Buttock Enhancing' Injections

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/28/2008 6:39 PM

Schoolgirls Make Pregnancy Pact

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/27/2008 6:33 PM

Complex Makes Clothing Optional At Pool

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/22/2008 5:07 PM

Shirtless Teacher 'Trying to Be Cool'

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/21/2008 10:40 AM

UK: World Naked Bike Ride in Brighton

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/8/2008 6:19 PM

USA Miss Exotic World Weekend

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/7/2008 5:49 PM

Thailand's 'Ladyboys' Put on a Ladylike Show

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 6/2/2008 12:50 PM

Raunchy Textbook

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/24/2008 2:21 PM

Corpse Lover

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/23/2008 2:11 PM

Noisy Fish Neighbors

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/22/2008 9:33 PM

Women Bare All On Web Site For Breast Implant Donations

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/18/2008 9:00 PM

College Students Tour Brothel For Class

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/17/2008 8:52 PM

Unholy Rite

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/6/2008 12:00 PM

Inmate Strips Down, Tries to Escape

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 5/2/2008 12:28 AM

Billboard Drawing Looks and Controversy

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/26/2008 8:44 PM

Japanese Fertility Festival

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/16/2008 7:36 AM

Prostitute Pants Padlocked

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/15/2008 7:06 AM

The Joy of Quickies

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/9/2008 6:08 PM

D Cup Boo Boo

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/9/2008 5:40 PM

Cops: N.J. Father Poses As ESPN Analyst To Get Sex

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/6/2008 7:32 PM

Woman Sues Husband for Virginity Loss

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/4/2008 5:13 PM

The Art of Divorce

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 4/2/2008 9:14 AM

Group Attempt Kissing Record

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/30/2008 9:13 AM

Table Top

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/29/2008 10:24 PM

Morning Sex to Better Health

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/23/2008 12:54 PM

Calgon and Cops Take Woman Away

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/22/2008 11:47 PM

Naked Man Goes on Rampage

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/18/2008 12:32 AM

Can a Corpse Get a Table Dance?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/16/2008 12:00 AM

Crotch Grabbing Condemned

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/15/2008 10:52 PM

Eliot Spitzer and Prostitution

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/10/2008 1:07 PM

Trading Soccer for Sex

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 3/4/2008 12:38 AM

Naked Picture Reprimand Goes Wrong

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/27/2008 4:37 PM

Pastor Wants More Sex

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/27/2008 12:12 AM

1-800-MATTRESex

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/26/2008 1:15 PM

The Telly That's Better than Sex

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/26/2008 9:55 AM

Harassment Under the Sea

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/18/2008 3:59 PM

Auction Daddy to Be Revealed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/17/2008 1:20 PM

Sex Over Heels

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/14/2008 3:37 PM

Artists Do It Better

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/14/2008 2:47 PM

A Kiss Is Just an Addiction

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/14/2008 2:17 PM

Don’t Mess With Sex Toys

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/14/2008 1:44 PM

Coital Changes

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/13/2008 11:53 PM

The Headache Heartache

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 2/13/2008 11:31 PM

Fire Chief Could Be Fired Over Topless Pic

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/8/2008 8:42 AM

Woman Busted for Blackmailing Bureaucrat

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/7/2008 2:17 PM

Craigslist Hustling

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/5/2008 3:28 PM

Science Will Introduce Real Sex Machines

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 1/3/2008 1:27 PM

Teen Charged for Drunken Sex Scrape

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 4:19 PM

Traffic Goes On, Bra

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 5:37 PM

Penis Picture Scandal Not What the Doctor Ordered

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 8:27 PM

Teacher Arrested for Sex-tra Credit Request

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 9:35 PM

Santa, Baby, Let Me Grope You Under the Tree

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 6:30 PM

No Wunderlovers in Germany

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 8:21 PM

Dirty Dancing on New York's 'N' Train

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/12/2007 1:59 AM

Radical Revenge By Jilted Thai Lovers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/11/2007 1:29 AM

House of Dancers Heisted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 8:29 PM

Behind Bars Booty Call

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 12:30 AM

Naughty Thief Takes Adult Toys

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 8:00 PM

Sex Toy Ban Challenged

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 6:05 PM

Move Over Viagra

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 12:18 AM

Couch Chicanery

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 3:25 PM

Brothel Owner and Ron Paul

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 12:58 PM

Sex Toy Ban

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 12:56 PM

Woman Caught with Pot-Laden Condoms

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 10:54 AM

Man's Tiny Defense Falls Flaccid

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/1/2007 8:00 AM

Prostitute Peddles Services for a Good Cause

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/1/2007 6:00 AM
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