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The Useless Information Superhighway: Category Archive for Government

Racial Picture of Barack Obama and Sarah Palin Causes Workplace Stir

Hitler's Bedroom Success

Queen Given Gold Wii

London Landmark Turns 150

Landmarks for Sale?

Busty Billboard Steams Eatery Neighbors

Humanity's Earliest Written Works Go Online

Shoe Thrown at Indian Minister

Watchmakers Want Better Times

Igniting Debate About E-Cigarettes

Nation's Record Keeper Goes 'Big'

Picasso of the Carribean

Blago: "I Was Hijacked from Office"

New Lingo of the Dallas PD: Plain English

Scammers Using Stimulus Bill To Steal

Green Fountains at The White House

Drunken Japanese Finance Minister?

No Love for Putin Supporters

Thank You For Not Smoking

Senator Settles BCS Bet By Singing 'Rocket Man'

Witches Sweep D.C. Clean for Obama

The Language Of Jesus Lives

Mexico Tells Citizens to Swallow Their Gum

Mummers To Strut Their Stuff On New Year's

Tracking Santa's Sleigh Ride

Local Artist Designs White House Tree Ornament

Singing Mayor Releases Christmas Album

Manic Monday: Busiest Mailing Day of the Year

King of Spain Insult a Ringtone

Court Allows Sarkozy Voodoo Doll

Soldier Robots Showcased in Israel

Janet Jackson's 'Nipplegate' Case Could Reach US High Court

Mailman Lauded for Withholding Junk Mail

Firefighter Resuscitates Cat

Spitzer's 'Kristen' Returns

Ukrainian Politicians in Brawl

Police: N.J. Councilman Urinated on Concert Fans

Get Out the Nude Vote

Sarkozy Voodoo Dolls Become Bestsellers

A Bureaucrat's Best Psychic Friend

Britain Releases Secret UFO Sighting Documents

Firefighter Resigns Amidst Stolen Foot Scandal

Wine on Tap

Gardena Debates Ban On Saggy Pants

City Silences Musical Road

The Penny's Makeover

Fire Dept Stripper

Tribute In Light Memorializes World Trade Center Tragedy

Remembering

State Website Hacked?

Taxing Intimidation Scheme Fails

Julia Child Was A Spy

The FBI turns 100

Soldier Aliens

Mail Carrier Saves Falling Baby

Controversial Pope Bobblehead Ad Pulled

The Pain of the Passion

Egg Salad Tosser

"Crack Tax" Faces Criticism

Jurist Jousting

Classic TDS: Internet

Fighter Jets Mistaken for UFOs

Parking Meters Pinched

Mailbox Thief May Be Sent Up the River

Classic TDS: Braked Alaska

Bird, Not the Senator, Loose in Capitol

Politicians Get Physical in S.Korea

Oddball: Spider Shuts Down Shuttle

Dancing With the Cops?

Classic TDS: Graphic Violence

Outlook Outbreak Causes Outbursts in State Office

Classic TDS: Player Haters

Prosecutor Grimaces over Violent Gaming

IRS Accidentally Refunds $2 Million