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The Useless Information Superhighway: Category Archive for Food

Burger King Bather Becomes Web Sensation

Julia Child Was A Spy

Burger King Employee Bathed It His Way In Store Sink

Police: Woman Hit Hubby with Lasagna

Police: Man Stole 32 Deodorant Products

Juicy Suit

Bad Humor Man

Study: Tofu Tampers With Testicles

Nut Charged in Legume Assault

Fish Snacking on Feet? The Latest Spa Craze

Cop Canned in Coffee Conspiracy

Fruity Viagra

Death Restaurant

McDonald's Marriage

$200 Burgers Flipped In London

Man Allegedly Robbed Kids' Lemonade Stand

Man Milk

Brew Your Own Ethanol at Home

For a New Source of Energy, Just Say 'Cheese'

Chocolate Charges

Ice-Cream Stick Ship Sets Sail

Mentos and Soda Geyser Record Set in Cincinnati

Spend It Your Way

A Million-Dollar Ice Cream Cone

How Many Jalapenos Could You Eat In 90 Seconds?

Beware of Wild Turkeys

Supermarket Stealer Leaves Son Behind

The Fugitive Branch

Man Hypnotizes Cashier and Steals Money

Eggstravagant Easter Eggs

Naked Man Goes on Rampage

Green Pizza for St. Patrick's Weekend

Woman Not Entitled to Jell-O Inheritance

Man Puts Ding Dongs in Dryers

Deceptively Debatable

Stuffing Thief in Hot Water

Egg Salad Tosser

Harassment Under the Sea

Sandwich Wars Go to Court

To Dip or Not to Dip?

Pickled Mouse Panic

Fans Honor Edgar Allan Poe On His Birthday

Them Tell-Tale Bones

Eat At Your Own Risk

Junk Food Ad Ban Comes into Force in Britain

Six Pack Attack

Chewed Gum Gnaws at Man

Citrus Contraband Seized

Man Jailed Over $3 Steak

Burger Batterer Had It His Way

Rib Row Leads to Arrest

Artist Gets Homeless Liquored Up

Robber Snowed By Footprints Left Behind

Celebrating the "Roots" of Christmas

Hungry Like the Wolf

Cheesy Cop Conspiracy Canned

Caviar at Snail's Pace

Safer Microwave Popcorn Due in Stores

Semi-Nude Peta Protestors Packaged for Holidays

A 'Spud' Tacular Christmas Display

Employee Clobbers Donut Robber

Psychic Jailed in Sorcery Scam

Potato Spat Leaves Man Spored

The Waffle Guy

Crisco Confrontation

How Many Waffles Can You Eat In Ten Minutes?

Priest Seeing Red over Energy Drink Campaign

Oddball: Krispy Kreme Getaway Truck

$25,000 Dollar Dessert

Cheesy Cousins' Fight Ends Fatally

Would You Like Gold Leaves with That?

Grime Doesn't Pay

Move Over Viagra

Cake Crook's Goose Is Cooked

Wannabe Hamburglar Busted

More Turkey Tension

When the Gravy Hit the Fan

Turkey Tension

King of Beer Thieves

Toilet Dining

Oddly Enough: Cocoa Chanel?