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'Marguerita' Madness Hits Naples

Sexy Toilets Spice Up Shopping

Rare Audrey Hepburn Stamp Fetches Big Bucks

Bandit Dons Beer Box as Disguise

Faux Foods

Landmarks for Sale?

Fla. Pawn Show Prospers in Slump

Victory For Big Busted Brits

For Sale: the Berlin Wall

Japan's Husband-Hunting Bra

Record-Breaking Blue Diamond

London Takes Stock of Japanese Art

Recession Hits German Prostitutes

Pawnbrokers Open Beside London Banks

From Spring to "Bling"

Bird-Like Fruit Sets of New Zealand Frenzy

Hotel Vending Machine Sells Cars, Condos

Very Early Photo of NYC to Be Sold

'Caveman' Clobbers Robber With a Ladder

Watchmakers Want Better Times

Igniting Debate About E-Cigarettes

Pizza Vending Machine

Shoe That Grows With Kids' Feet

Russians and Their Love of Honey

Coffee with a Pinch of Salt

Global Recession Hits Moon Sales

Final Edition of Post-Intelligencer

Apple's Newest iPod Speaks Volumes

Indian Soda Taps Cow Urine

Indian Wins Gandhi Auction

Farmington Woman Swallows Engagement Ring

Lifestyle Change In a Bottle

Gandhi's Glasses to Go on Auction Block

Hard Times Push Brits to Bartering

Maine Coffee Shop Goes Topless

Economic Ho's

Couple's Vacation in New York Is in Storefront

Make Designer Coffee At Home

Owner: It Looks Like a Pic of Jesus Christ

Police: Man Tried to Sell Teen for Cash and Beer

'Retail Therapy' Reality

Worm Vending Machine

Moms Create 'Heelarious' Shoes For Babies

$1.5m and You Only Get the Bottle

MP3 Player With Added Bling

Curious Coupling

Male Procrastinators Finally Hit The Mall

World's Biggest Pipe Organ

How Economy Is Shaping Advertising Changes

Valley Woman Pays For Presents With Hair

Custom-Made Gifts

Christmas Cheer for Shoppers?

Dickens of a Christmas

O.J. Simpson Sentenced For Hotel Robbery

O.J. Simpson Speaks At Sentencing

Math Teacher Sells Ad Space on Tests

Citizen Spycam in Seoul

Stolen Church

Court Allows Sarkozy Voodoo Doll

Shoplifter Mugs Posted in NYC Mall

Mothers Not Fans of High-Heeled Baby Shoes

Britain Sells Out of Bacon Chocolate

Thanksgiving Day Video Card

Veteran Mall Santa Writing How-To Book

Sweet Pumpkin Seed Snack Leaves Businessman with Sour Taste

Dummy Orgy

Man Gets Engagement Assist from Starbucks

Bridal Business Suffers a Hitch

College Student Offers Vote on eBay

Offbeat Election Polls

Piggy Bank Thief Arrested

Don't Breakdown, Break Things

Sarkozy Voodoo Dolls Become Bestsellers

Grandfather: Doll Utters Pro-Islamic Message

NJ Airport Worker Accused of Stealing From Bags

Sneak Peek Inside O.J.'s Jail Cell

Bling My Thing

O.J. Jury: We Didn't Need Witnesses to Convict

O.J. Simpson Found Guilty

Both Sides Rest in Simpson's Armed Robbery Trial

No End in Sight for Ladies Night

O.J. Simpson Trial Continues In Las Vegas

Delicious...You Put What in It?!

Don't Give Us Our Daily Bread

OJ Jurors Tour Scene of Alleged Crime

Italian Model Offers Virginity for $1.5M

Buy A Nice House For $50?

Jury Seated in OJ Simpson Armed Robbery Trial

'Stingy' Burger Causes Offense

O.J. Simpson Trial Set to Begin

Shopaholic Busted for $758,000 Theft

Portland Workers Bare It All

Naked Public Relations

Lawyer: Women's Studies Excludes Men

College Student Sells Pride for Tuition

Cash In On Your Ex's Stuff

$10 DVD Had $1,400 Hidden In Case

Faithful See Angel In Store Window

Reel Frames for Real Frames

Bureaucratic Bender