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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for March 2009

Naked Paris Vaulter Seeks Sponsors

Million Dollar Coin on Show

USB Stick Finger

Robot Takes to Tokyo Runway

Straw Work of Art

Two-Year-Old Artist Creates Stir

Blago: "I Was Hijacked from Office"

Judge Jumps Bench to Protect Witness

New Lingo of the Dallas PD: Plain English

Recession Dating

Killer Spider In Aisle 5

Naked Burglar Found Stuck in Oven Vent

Tough Love: Steve Ward

Hair Tourism Boom for Polish Village

Kissing Sailor Turns in 25-Foot Sculpture

Twin Polar Bear Cubs

Global Recession Hits Moon Sales

Famous Hacker's Facebook Problem

Scammers Using Stimulus Bill To Steal

Final Edition of Post-Intelligencer

Green Fountains at The White House

Competitive Eaters Mow Down Corned Beef Sandwiches

Apple's Newest iPod Speaks Volumes

Elderly Porn King Works His Magic On Aging Japan

AP Countersues Artist Over Obama Image

Children With 'Nazi Names' Still in Foster Care

Ice Hotels Around the World: Sweden

Could Virtual Makeovers Be the Future?

Russian Jailhouse Hockey

Lord of The Wings Competition

Surprise! NYC Shoppers Find Cocaine in Peppers

Students React to a New Face for Facebook

Indian Soda Taps Cow Urine

Indian Wins Gandhi Auction

Ice Bar, Tourists New Love

Alcohol Flavored Popcorn

Farmington Woman Swallows Engagement Ring

Judge, Defendant Spar During Sentencing

Illinois Sheriff Sues Craigslist Over Sex Ads

Tough Love

Dating Red Flags (Get Over Yourself)

Scoping Out Cool Art

Micro Scope

Vegetarian Protestors

Lifestyle Change In a Bottle

Social Intelligence

Text Messaging Service Features Dalai Lama

Gimme My Chicken McNuggetts

Drunken Japanese Finance Minister?

Lego Whizz-Kids Get Eco-Conscious

Gandhi's Glasses to Go on Auction Block

Brits Stay Home to Get Fit

Facebook Addiction

Publicist: Blagojevich Signs 6-Figure Book Deal

Cool Vibes on Ice

Hard Times Push Brits to Bartering

Psychedelic Fish Named New Species

Police: Ohio Mom Breastfed Baby While Driving

Mint Resembles Cocaine Bags, Police Say