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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for October 2008

Don't Breakdown, Break Things

South Coast Ghost Hunters

Ghost Investigation Firm Overwhelmed

NASA Releases Witch Head Nebula Photo

'Crap' Wine Celebrated By Makers

'The Exorcist' Tops Scary Movie Poll

Ghost Investigation TV Show Filmed In Minnesota

Woman Wants to Seek Love During Super Bowl

History of the Snowman

Mexico Archeology

Fancy a Toilet or Tram Brew?

Police Find Break-In Suspect Asleep

For Halloween, Presidential Masks Get Votes

Germany Cooking Olympics 2008

Raphael Madonna Returns

Language Barrier Foils Robbery

Sarkozy Voodoo Dolls Become Bestsellers

Italian Police Can Taste Fake Olive Oil

First Signs Of Autumn In The UK (2)

Docs Are Noticing Higher-Than-Ever Heels

Virtual Murder Leads to Real Charges

A Bureaucrat's Best Psychic Friend

Hooters Comes Back to Haunt Employee

Godly Sex

$54 Million Lawsuit Over Lost Pants Continues

BEER Candidate Makes Long-Shot Bid For Oval Office

League of Miserable Nations?

Hot Underwear for the Cold Months

Play Chess While You Cycle

Britain Releases Secret UFO Sighting Documents

Behind Bars: Prison Wine Makers

Goldfish Match And Chinese First Goldfish Museum Opens

Man and Machine Duet

South Africa Arts Festival

Competition Crowns Wife-Carrying Champ

Meat Feat: Ostrich Makes Biggest Sandwich

First Signs Of Autumn In The UK

Couch Potato Olympics?

Spain Curiosity

Firefighter Resigns Amidst Stolen Foot Scandal

Thief-a-Likes

Haunted Secrets Inside Excalibur Nightclub

Monkey Business? Tavern Trains Monkey to Wait Tables

Goat 'Condoms'

Evangelical Haunted House

Grandfather: Doll Utters Pro-Islamic Message

Wine on Tap

'Space Ice' Strikes Woman In Head

Nobel Chemistry Prize Goes For Jellyfish Protein

NJ Airport Worker Accused of Stealing From Bags

Sneak Peek Inside O.J.'s Jail Cell

Boyfriend of Woman Stuck to Toilet Wins Lottery

Cat Pooh Coffee Cost a Lot

Halloween Hits Wall Street

2008 Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta

Home Truth From Moneyman Turned Monk

Bling My Thing

Serious Monkey Business in India

Just Play One On TV

Mail Goggles Prevents Drunken Missives

Assault by Dr. Scholl's

Credit Crunch Buoys Wall Street Bars

An Artistic View of Barack Obama in Paris

Solar Clothes

Electric Cigarettes

'Mystery Meat' Washes Ashore

O.J. Jury: We Didn't Need Witnesses to Convict

Collection Agency Duns Long-Dead Poet

Lost Dog Wanders 45 Miles Back Home

High-Profile Pontificating

Mad Cow

Blind Date For the Quiet Types

G-String Grannies a Hit in Poland

O.J. Simpson Found Guilty

Ice-Cream Anyone?

Fancy Some Ant Fried Rice?

The News Sarah Palin Can't Use (Or Even Admit To)

Caught on Tape: 'Beary' Hungry Customer

Guinness Day Prompts Stunts Bonanza

Both Sides Rest in Simpson's Armed Robbery Trial

Why Did The Philadelphia Police Blow Up Hot Dogs?

Man Makes NYC Subway Study His Life Purpose

'Ghost' Baffles Gym Owner