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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for September 2008

No End in Sight for Ladies Night

Gardena Debates Ban On Saggy Pants

Stonehenge Building Date Revealed

Man Arrested For Drunken Embrace

Pornographic Projection

The Peppers of Death

World's First Photo-Taking GPS Bike

Unicycle Riding Robot Unveiled

A Plan to Make Fuel With Algae

Debonaire Debt Collectors

Neurotic New Yorkers

Japan's Airbag Silver Lining

O.J. Simpson Trial Continues In Las Vegas

History Of The Debates

Delicious...You Put What in It?!

Rogue Trader Comic For Sale

City Silences Musical Road

Poopy Art

Puzzling Politics

Cupcake Truck Goes To Its Customers

Bees Do It

Paper Coffins For a Green Sendoff

Etna Blast Lights Sicilian Sky

Supreme Resignation

Guinness World Records 2009 Launches Worldwide

Police: Woman Threw Knives At Boyfriend

The Penny's Makeover

Hotel Break Behind Bars

Sure Flap: A Microchip Cat Flap

Food Issues

Acupuncture for Dogs

Anglers Gather at Mokoto River in Hokkaido to Catch Salmon

British Role In Asteroid Grab

Old, Odd Justice

Deputies Nab Nude Bartender

Firm Invents Board Game For Sacked Bankers

'World's Greenest Museum' Opens in San Francisco

'Kiss And Run' Suspect Wanted In Camarillo

Don't Give Us Our Daily Bread

Fairly Unbalanced Sex Shrapnel

Unusual Pickup Places

Post Secret Creator Frank Warren

OJ Jurors Tour Scene of Alleged Crime

Palin's Glasses Maker Swamped With Orders

Political Mixology

Introspective Retrospective

DNA Used In Fight Against Dog Poop

Performers Stage Opera Performances For "Hungry Ghosts"

Police: Mom Leaves Baby Home, Goes to Casino

Police Say Dirty Dishes Sparked Assault

Italian Model Offers Virginity for $1.5M

My Grandma, My Heart

Buy A Nice House For $50?

Emily Dickinson's Inspiring and Revealing Friendship

Police: Woman Posed As Teenage Cheerleader

Fire Dept Stripper

'Big Bang' Experiment Gets Closer To Reality

Do Lessons From Pavlov's Dogs Apply to Fish?

Monopoly World Record

Hurricane Ike Preparation in Texas

Doctors Use Wii To Treat Seizures

Jury Seated in OJ Simpson Armed Robbery Trial

Ripley's "Freaky" Manimals

Tribute In Light Memorializes World Trade Center Tragedy

Remembering

Wisconsin Man Eats 23,000 Big Macs

KFC Secret Recipe Moved For Security Upgrade

Driving Over Spilt Beer

Phone Sex Worker

Wine Enthusiasts Run The Marathon du Medoc

'Stingy' Burger Causes Offense

Will Magazines of the Future Look Like This?

Robotic Bartender Serves Up Beer in London

Chocolate Tours

Head Banging Church Rocks

Dirty Protest

Students Stagger to Victory in UK-Ireland 'Wife-Carrying' Contest

O.J. Vu All Over Again

Runners With a Drinking Problem

Huge Spider Is Latest Arts Event

Carolinas Prepare for Tropical Storm Hanna

Google: World's Most Powerful 10-Year-Old

Idiocy To Blame For Suburban Crash

Fire Without the Brimstone in El Salvador

O.J. Simpson Trial Set to Begin

Man Busted With Toll-Proof License Plate

What Do Recurring Dreams Mean?

MizPee.com Offers Ratings for Public Toilets

Costa Rica Nature (2)

Costa Rica Nature

Stiletto Sprint

Tardy Teen Taken To Task

Bedbugs Invade Colleges Dorms

Shopaholic Busted for $758,000 Theft

The Vatican's Take on Aliens?

Galaxy NGC 3256

Professor Fired After Argument Lands On YouTube

Tasty Bribery

Alleged Crime Blows Up in Investigator's Face

Sky Dining