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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for July 2008

U.S. News Fat Cat

The Jellyfish Are Coming!

The Value Of 'Hire Education'

Couch Corpse

Police: Man Stole 32 Deodorant Products

British Man Proposes With Crop Circle

The Boomerang Breakout

Juicy Suit

Drunk Gets Licked With Assault Charge

Botched Exorcism Lands in Court

Crotch Fire

2 Hope to Repeal French Anti-Insult Law

Some See Virgin Mary In Floor Drain

Comedians Show Little Restraint in Swedish Airport

Pantyhose Prank Scares Mass. Neighborhood

Jilted Bride Gets $150,000 Settlement

Bad Humor Man

Study: Tofu Tampers With Testicles

The FBI turns 100

Thief Steals $2,500 Worth of Gas in Connecticut

Nut Charged in Legume Assault

Psychic Sues Over Fortunetelling Ban

Fish Snacking on Feet? The Latest Spa Craze

Tumble of Love

Train in Vain

Too Damn Hot

Illiterate Ink

Bare Comes the Bride

Cop Canned in Coffee Conspiracy

Girls Gone Scofflaw

Say It With Flowers

Sueggle

Funeral Obsession

Hot Gardening

Fruity Viagra

Man Gives Birth

Death Restaurant

McDonald's Marriage

Soldier Aliens

Sex Confession

Dead Mayor

Origami Evolves, Gains New Following

Ride with the Matchmaking Cabbie

National Geographic Kids Magazine Sets Shoe Chain World Record in Washington

Experts Look to Stars for Election Insight

Peeping Tom Victims Told to Fix Blinds

Gas Station Hit and Run

Russia's Monument to the Enema