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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for April 2008

Woman Trapped for Days Under Dead Husband

A Million-Dollar Ice Cream Cone

How Many Jalapenos Could You Eat In 90 Seconds?

Getting Trashed

Billboard Drawing Looks and Controversy

Teen Arrested for Grandma Gangster Video

Alligator Makes Self at Home

Beware the Bum Bot

Mail Carrier Saves Falling Baby

Man Pronounced Dead Wakes

Backwards Biker Treks Across Country

A Bump From the 'Colbert Report'

Mail-Order Tortoise Concerns

Beware of Wild Turkeys

Japanese Fertility Festival

Prostitute Pants Padlocked

Snip Tuck

That's Not Trash; It's Art

Odd Book Titles Honored

No Ambulance Chasing Allowed

Cerritos Landscaper Finds $140,000 And Returns It

The Joy of Quickies

Ringing Retribution

MyFuneral

Controversial Pope Bobblehead Ad Pulled

D Cup Boo Boo

Virtually Paranoid

Performance Evil

Modelling Mutts Sniff Success

Cops: N.J. Father Poses As ESPN Analyst To Get Sex

Parrots in Love

Showered in Blood

Couple Threaten Suit Over 'Haunted' House

Woman Sues Husband for Virginity Loss

Man Charged With Reckless Driving, in Wheelchair

Learning Love

Police: 3rd Graders Plot to Attack Teacher

The Art of Divorce

Fake Craigslist Post Leads to Arrests

Text Sick