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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for March 2008

Changing Faces

Group Attempt Kissing Record

The Importance of Being Ignorant

Richard Almighty

Table Top

New Home Ripped Apart to Free Stuck Cat

German Tourist Hub Looks to Ban Public Drinking

Man Charges Bigfoot With Molestation

Arizona Cat Stuck Behind Drywall

Holograms Bring the Mona Lisa to Life

Men Clueless About Come Ons

Dirty Swan Song

Supermarket Stealer Leaves Son Behind

Hoax Ads Cost Man Huge Property Loss

DIY Brain Surgery

The Fugitive Branch

Got Identity Theft?

Morning Sex to Better Health

Man Hypnotizes Cashier and Steals Money

Costumed Ducks on Parade

Go Green For Easter

Assume the Operation

Suing for Time

Eggstravagant Easter Eggs

N.C. Woman Sells 'Jesus' Stone on E-Bay

Calgon and Cops Take Woman Away

The Pain of the Passion

King of Political Incorrectness

Snowy Easter Holidays In Parts Of Germany

Boyfriend Charged in Stuck on Toilet Case

Discovery Channel Protestor Faces Jail

Naked Man Goes on Rampage

Green Pizza for St. Patrick's Weekend

Mascots Fight During Basketball Game

Can a Corpse Get a Table Dance?

Crotch Grabbing Condemned

A Bone-Chilling Museum

Woman Not Entitled to Jell-O Inheritance

Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

I Can't Hair You!

A Shot of Vacation

Cemetery Congestion

Overdue Inmate Has Book Thrown at Her

Spam, Spam, Spam. Now It's Art!

Bully in the Cubicle

The Man Hit My Homework

Bargain Basement of Roses

Eliot Spitzer and Prostitution

Canada Enjoying Ice Sculptures During the Quebec City Festival (2)

Man Puts Ding Dongs in Dryers

Blood Sucking Delicacy

Glow-In-The-Dark Clouds?

Canada Enjoying Ice Sculptures During the Quebec City Festival

Phony Memoir Uncovered

The Helpful Hit Man

Trading Soccer for Sex

Man’s Best Mechanical Friend

'Nubrella' Nu-Take on Brolley

Political Brain Food

Most Wanted Mistaken Identity

Boss Bans Stinky Skivvies

Smoking Annulment

New Yorkers Told to Live a Slow Life