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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for February 2008

Deceptively Debatable

Oddly Enough: Elephant Massage

The Cost of Cold Feet

Junk Art

Professional Pooper Scoopers Vie for Title

Drunken Mayor Faces Political Woes

Lawyer Says "Deal or No Deal" Has Pushed Its Legal Luck

Naked Picture Reprimand Goes Wrong

Reporter Peeved Over Press Pass

Stuffing Thief in Hot Water

Pastor Wants More Sex

1-800-MATTRESex

The Telly That's Better than Sex

Grand Jury Challenges Dueling Man to Murder Charge

Egg Salad Tosser

Runaway Groom Gets Sued

"Dilbert" Cartoonist Does Headhunting for Fired Employee

"Crack Tax" Faces Criticism

Gaming Gets Fit

Man Arrested for Money Grab

Protestor Arrested After Paying Would-Be Participants

"Dilbert" Employee Vindicated By Cartoonist

Father and Son Get Foul at Basketball Game

Handshake Harassment

Laptop Loss Leads to Lawsuit

Harassment Under the Sea

Auction Daddy to Be Revealed

Here Comes the Judgment

Winning Divorce

Sex Over Heels

Artists Do It Better

A Kiss Is Just an Addiction

Don’t Mess With Sex Toys

Great Date, Bad Mate

Coital Changes

The Headache Heartache

The Player Compulsion

A Stranger Olympics

Launching Paper Planes in Space

Naughty Cops Caught on Tape?

Buckling Up the Beer

Jurist Jousting

Classic TDS: Book Deals

Classic TDS: 24-Hour News

Classic TDS: Endorsements

Orange Fight

Sandwich Wars Go to Court

Online Dental Exams

A Dish Best Served Accurately