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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for January 2008

To Dip or Not to Dip?

Beat the Press: Who’s In Charge Here?

Classic TDS: Internet

Pickled Mouse Panic

Women Gamble With Their Freedom Online

Slate V: Writers Strike Back

Fighter Jets Mistaken for UFOs

Sweaty Feet Into Minty Feet

Women-Only Buses

Shut That Kid Up

Bank Robber on Crutches

Darwin’s Best of Dumb Deaths

Fans Honor Edgar Allan Poe On His Birthday

Japan's Speediest Rodent

Court Clerk Charged With Divorce Scam

Man Sent to Jail for Killing 500 Trees

A Prairie Home Litigation

Breakthrough: Scientists Grow New Heart

Web Entangling Jurors, Legal System

Ma and Pa Meth

Oddly Enough: A Bridge to Healthier Gums

Sidewalk Sprayer

Florist Busted for Allegedly Growing Pot

Pay to Pray

'Friends' Wheel Dead Man to Store to Cash Check

iFamily Feud

TV Journalist Fired After Run-In With Police Officer

Them Tell-Tale Bones

Fire Chief Could Be Fired Over Topless Pic

Fake Media Reality Leads to Real Charges

Woman Wielding Rolling Pin Assaults EMTs

Grinches in Training

Bubble Wrap Maker Weary of Pops

Woman Busted for Blackmailing Bureaucrat

First Look: Driverless Cars

Stolen Dice Winnings Causes Craps

Eat At Your Own Risk

MySpace Mom Charged

Man Fights to Stay Nested

You Can’t Take It With You

Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Holding Cell

Cranky Son Charged

Craigslist Hustling

911 Caller is a Joker

Shoveling Optional

No More Wordsmiths

Prank Bites Cop in the Butt

Politicians Ponder UFOs

Man Blames Machine for Train Misadventure

Robbery Receipt

Parking Meters Pinched

Monuments Carved in Ice

Toiletless Taken Into Custody

Man Can't Shake Hiccups

Science Will Introduce Real Sex Machines

Cool Mom's Laughing Gas Bubble Busted

Junk Food Ad Ban Comes into Force in Britain

Prisoner Denied Asatru Religion Accoutrements

Math Teacher Caught Self-Medicating

Six Pack Attack

Tired Thief Nods Off, Faces Chargezzzzzzzz….

Snotty Suspect Charged

Boston Charities Fight over Name Change

French Shisha Bars Refuse to Hang Up Their Hookahs

Chewed Gum Gnaws at Man

Judge: Dilbert Firing Unprincipled

Bible Bookworm Booted Off Bus

Politics-to-English Dictionary Deciphers Doublespeak

Dog Shower Request All Wet

Goodbye to All That

France Prepares to Stub Out Smoking in Cafes