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The Useless Information Superhighway: Monthly Archives for December 2007

Lawyer: Legless Man Can't Kick Your Butt

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 9:23 PM

Assault by Deadly Handshake

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 7:45 PM

Teen Charged for Drunken Sex Scrape

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 4:19 PM

No Stupid Baby Names Allowed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 12:34 PM

Repeat Goldfinger

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/31/2007 8:24 AM

Man Couldn't Abandon Booze

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 10:08 PM

Love versus Lust in Paris

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 9:44 PM

Mailbox Thief May Be Sent Up the River

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 9:35 PM

Citrus Contraband Seized

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 8:34 PM

Spraying Sleep

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 6:40 PM

Man Jailed Over $3 Steak

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 4:59 PM

Door-To-Door Luggage Service

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/30/2007 6:16 AM

Who's Your Daddy?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 10:39 PM

Jurassic Parking

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 9:56 PM

Don't Ask, Don't Ask

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 8:32 PM

Traffic Goes On, Bra

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 5:37 PM

Tuition Thieves Sentenced

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 5:28 PM

Who's Behind the Bible of Mental Illness

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 3:17 PM

Oddly Enough: Year-in-Review

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/29/2007 7:42 AM

Drunk Beaten Out of the Closet

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 10:07 PM

Penis Picture Scandal Not What the Doctor Ordered

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 8:27 PM

Man Wins Pigeon Poop Lawsuit

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 6:58 PM

Man Wounded in Death Demonstration

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 3:06 PM

Burger Batterer Had It His Way

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 2:23 PM

No Charges Filed in 5th-Grader Knife Case

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/28/2007 8:56 AM

Sponge Manufacturer Files for Bankruptcy

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 11:47 PM

Patrons of the Dance Charged Pole Tax

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 10:17 PM

Teacher Arrested for Sex-tra Credit Request

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 9:35 PM

Rib Row Leads to Arrest

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 8:08 PM

Parking Faux Pas Gets Shopper Banned

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 7:43 PM

Japanese Flip Over Pen Spinning

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 4:06 PM

Woman in Wheelchair Forgotten on Tarmac

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 12:00 PM

Fake Cops Cheated Woman Out of $50

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/27/2007 7:53 AM

The Naked Photo Extortionist

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 11:07 PM

Artist Gets Homeless Liquored Up

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 9:30 PM

Dirty Rat Releases Mice for Revenge

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 7:17 PM

Mad Mom Beats Bus Driver

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 1:13 PM

Maryland to Get Self-Snuffing Cigarettes

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 12:43 PM

Robber Snowed By Footprints Left Behind

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 12:21 PM

Woman Fired for Writing on the Clock

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/26/2007 3:39 AM

Trail of Tinsel Tattles on Thief

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 9:10 PM

Psychiatric Songs Not Sitting Well

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 5:22 PM

Celebrating the "Roots" of Christmas

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 3:15 PM

Positioning Jesus

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 12:03 PM

Woman Fills House With 57 Christmas Trees

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 10:19 AM

Man Stabbed for Sneak Peek

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 4:00 AM

Brothers Play Santa in Shopping Mall

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 1:53 AM

Roller Skaters, Unite!

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/25/2007 12:21 AM

Hungry Like the Wolf

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 11:43 PM

Santa, Baby, Let Me Grope You Under the Tree

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 6:30 PM

Huge Human Xmas Tree

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 2:20 PM

Ice, Ice Baby! Sculptures Take Center Stage

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 2:18 PM

Cheesy Cop Conspiracy Canned

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 1:29 PM

Medical Myths Put to Rest

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 12:09 PM

I'll Be in Jail for Christmas

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 9:17 AM

Dictionary Recognizes Facebook

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/24/2007 12:16 AM

No Wunderlovers in Germany

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 8:21 PM

Scott's Penguin Sketches Found

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 6:55 PM

Bibles on the Head of a Pin

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 12:13 PM

Baby, It's Violent Inside

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 8:07 AM

Nativity Scene Gets 'Hairy' Makeover

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 6:37 AM

Inmate Sues over Infestation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 2:04 AM

Mitchell Investigated While CleanPee Urinated

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/23/2007 12:52 AM

6-Month-Old Learns to Drive

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/22/2007 5:46 PM

Oddly Enough: Glow in the Dark Kitties

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/22/2007 9:40 AM

Vandals Leave Pig Heads in Nativity Scenes

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/22/2007 12:38 AM

Caviar at Snail's Pace

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/21/2007 12:25 PM

Safer Microwave Popcorn Due in Stores

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/21/2007 2:15 AM

Protestors Go Ape for Stolen Monkeys

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/20/2007 12:06 PM

Magna Carta Sells for More Than $21 Million

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/20/2007 10:56 AM

Semi-Nude Peta Protestors Packaged for Holidays

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/20/2007 12:04 AM

Bride Ties Knot in Toilet Paper Dress

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/19/2007 9:13 PM

Classic TDS: Braked Alaska

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/19/2007 6:10 PM

Surveillance Video Shows Man Stealing Wheelchair

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/19/2007 5:58 PM

Christmas Card Arrives 93 Years Late

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/19/2007 7:03 AM

Bird, Not the Senator, Loose in Capitol

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/18/2007 12:04 PM

A Christmas Tree for Golf Lovers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/18/2007 10:52 AM

Florida Woman Has 9 Husbands Too Many

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/18/2007 2:35 AM

Art at the Bedside

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/17/2007 10:39 AM

A 'Spud' Tacular Christmas Display

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/17/2007 12:34 AM

Oddly Enough: Mice

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/16/2007 9:36 PM

Forget the Bloody Mary, Just Give Me the Blood

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/16/2007 8:09 AM

Politicians Get Physical in S.Korea

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/16/2007 12:31 AM

Art Emerges From Rubble in Historic NYC Building

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/15/2007 4:02 PM

Woman's Monkey Returned To Her

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/15/2007 9:01 AM

Employee Clobbers Donut Robber

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/15/2007 8:57 AM

Secrets of the Political Brain

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/14/2007 12:59 PM

Does Smokeless Cigarette Beat Smoking Bans?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/14/2007 3:55 AM

Nativity Theft Caught on Tape

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/14/2007 12:54 AM

Dancing Robots Put on Christmas Show

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/13/2007 4:04 PM

Contractor, Owner Feud Over Hidden Cash

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/13/2007 3:53 PM

This Mouse Is No Scaredy Cat

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/13/2007 8:49 AM

The Most Expensive Perfume in the World

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/13/2007 4:04 AM

Oddball: Spider Shuts Down Shuttle

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/12/2007 7:16 AM

Dirty Dancing on New York's 'N' Train

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/12/2007 1:59 AM

Dancing With the Cops?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/12/2007 12:57 AM

Hip Hop Granny Loves to Dance

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/12/2007 12:01 AM

Oddball: You Ugly Rat!

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/11/2007 11:36 AM

Classic TDS: Graphic Violence

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/11/2007 10:59 AM

Radical Revenge By Jilted Thai Lovers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/11/2007 1:29 AM

Ouch! Athletic Cup Put to the Test

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/11/2007 12:26 AM

House of Dancers Heisted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 8:29 PM

Day Trippers

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 12:27 PM

Oddly Enough: Polar Bear Birthday

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 11:55 AM

Drive-Through Burglar Busted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 7:24 AM

Airline Offers Humorous Videos on Air Etiquette

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 6:14 AM

Stabbing Victim Says He Had It Coming

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 1:21 AM

Outlook Outbreak Causes Outbursts in State Office

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/10/2007 12:17 AM

Prisoners Tend to Pot Farm on Furlough

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 9:16 PM

Sigmund Freud "Hangs Out" in Michigan

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 7:51 PM

After Courtroom Outburst, Defendant Wears Mask

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 6:47 PM

Dead Lawyer Allegedly Shot By Two Wives

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 6:37 PM

Santa Hauled Out for Ho, Ho, Hos

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 2:10 PM

Santa Up in Arms

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 12:08 PM

Catholic Coloring Book

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 6:59 AM

Psychic Jailed in Sorcery Scam

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 5:03 AM

Letter Carrier Charged with Stealing Cards

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 12:29 AM

Fake FBI Agent’s Cover Blown

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/9/2007 12:00 AM

A Floating Dutchman in DC

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 10:33 PM

Bedwetting Linked with Intellectual Decline

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 10:08 PM

Potato Spat Leaves Man Spored

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 8:32 PM

The Pampered Thief

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 5:24 PM

Surgical Mask Crew's Operation Flatlines

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 9:20 AM

The Waffle Guy

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 8:34 AM

Toddler on the Payroll

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 6:17 AM

Microsoft Mutes Salty Santa

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 12:15 AM

Classic TDS: Player Haters

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/8/2007 12:01 AM

Crisco Confrontation

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 11:13 PM

How Many Waffles Can You Eat In Ten Minutes?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 10:27 PM

Potential Juror Jailed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 11:00 AM

Classic TDS: Tragic Story

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 10:39 AM

Digesting the Dirt

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 9:04 AM

Police Accuse Man of Changing Grades

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 5:57 AM

Behind Bars Booty Call

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 12:30 AM

Prosecutor Grimaces over Violent Gaming

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/7/2007 12:00 AM

Many U.S. Deaths Linked to Serial Killings

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 10:13 PM

Naughty Thief Takes Adult Toys

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 8:00 PM

Sex Toy Ban Challenged

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 6:05 PM

Many Major U.S. Lottery Prizes Unclaimed

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 5:55 PM

Japanese Robot Plays the Violin

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 5:47 PM

Forrest Stump

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 5:00 PM

Classic TDS: Oprah's World vs. The News World

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 4:51 PM

Have Yourself a Diseased Little Christmas

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 2:00 PM

Green Card Romance

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 1:49 PM

Priest Seeing Red over Energy Drink Campaign

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 10:00 AM

IRS Accidentally Refunds $2 Million

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/6/2007 9:11 AM

Dial a Saint: Can You Protect Me Now?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 7:01 PM

Officials: Man Storms Bus, Threatens Students

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 5:43 PM

Going Green or Going Too Far?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 12:00 PM

Classic TDS: Christmas with the Kranks

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 1:00 AM

Classic TDS: Christmas Under Siege

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 12:57 AM

Will Steal for Tuition

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 12:50 AM

U.S. Politicians' Nativity Stardom

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 12:45 AM

Festive Tree Sings Carols

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 12:40 AM

Beat the Press: The "War on Christmas" Is On!

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 12:37 AM

Electric Eel Lights up Christmas

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 12:05 AM

Oddball: Krispy Kreme Getaway Truck

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/5/2007 12:00 AM

Slate V: Irreconcilable Diction

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 8:19 PM

Fake Cash in Printer Foils Counterfeiters

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 5:04 PM

$25,000 Dollar Dessert

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 4:07 PM

Cheesy Cousins' Fight Ends Fatally

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 3:00 PM

No More Children for Alleged Snake-Handling Couple

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 12:39 PM

Would You Like Gold Leaves with That?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 12:10 PM

Grime Doesn't Pay

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 1:33 AM

Oddball: Robot Fighting Robots

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 12:31 AM

Move Over Viagra

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 12:18 AM

Oddly Enough: World's Best Bottom

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/4/2007 12:00 AM

Channel Surfing to the Death

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 9:00 PM

Cake Crook's Goose Is Cooked

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 5:14 PM

Man Builds Toilet-Shaped House

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 4:00 PM

Court to Sperm Donor: "You Are the Father"

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 3:30 PM

Couch Chicanery

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 3:25 PM

Did a Ghost Visit a Gas Station?

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 3:11 PM

Oddly Enough: Hybrid Cat

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 3:03 PM

Classic TDS: Borrowed Time

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 2:53 PM

Desperate Drug Tester Arrested

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/3/2007 12:03 AM

Oddball: Fox Fumble

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 3:05 PM

Life Imitates Mini-Series

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 2:26 PM

Motel Robber ID’d

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 1:00 PM

Brothel Owner and Ron Paul

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 12:58 PM

Sex Toy Ban

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 12:56 PM

Wannabe Hamburglar Busted

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 12:30 PM

Woman Caught with Pot-Laden Condoms

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 10:54 AM

More Turkey Tension

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 10:47 AM

When the Gravy Hit the Fan

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 10:37 AM

Turkey Tension

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 10:34 AM

Courtly Love: Jurors in US Murder Trial to Marry

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 10:26 AM

King of Beer Thieves

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/2/2007 12:00 AM

When Nature Calls, So Should You

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/1/2007 5:30 PM

Toilet Dining

Posted by Kenya McCullum at 12/1/2007 4:42 PM

Worked to Death