After two friends had a drunken game of Russian roulette that involved a knife, 53-year-old Yuri Laylin staggered home not realizing there was a dagger in his back. In fact, it was not until his wife noticed it while he was in bed that he realized that his friend actually did hit the bull's eye. Laylin was rushed to the hospital and doctors said that although his friend plunged a knife four inches into his back, he was sufficiently drunk enough to be anesthetized and free from any pain.
Some people will go to great lengths to get rid of their elderly parents—even pay an hourly salary. In order to find some drinking buddies for his widowed father, Mike Hammond put an ad in the local post office offering £7 an hour for the job. After a barrage of replies and interviews, two men were hired and will spend a few nights a week drinking with the 88-year-old man—leaving Hammond off the hook to do other things while his father has male bonding time with his new friends. 
An Australian men's magazine is giving away a chance for one lucky reader to "win back their freedom." That's right, the magazine is giving away a divorce. But this prize is not just a day in divorce court—in addition to a lawyer and court costs, the divorce package also includes a three tiered divorce cake, a plasma TV, a Playstation 3, and a divorce party filled with beautiful female guests.
Russian strip club Studio 74 managed to get a seal of approval from above when a priest came to bless the establishment. But the priest who performed the sacred rite, Father Nickolai, said that the managers of Studio 74 duped him into giving the blessing by telling him it was actually a ballet school. However, despite the unholy lie, the strip club's spokeswoman reported that since the blessing, the club is getting more business.
Frustrated with his barren third wife, Bulgarian farmer Stoil Panayotov traded her for a female that he knew was more fertile—an eight-year-old goat. This 54-year-old knows the art of the deal and said that when his lonely friend mentioned that he liked the farmer's wife, the two men decided that they had an even trade. "The goat has given birth to three kids and my wife to none," said Panayotov about the arrangement.